Pencil

There once was a pen named Pencil. Pencil was a mighty king who was also kingly and mighty. He was so kingly and mighty his people requested he become king. He became a mighty king who ruled mightily and kingily. He was a rockstar in the eyes of his people. He was so rockstarish he became a mighty king who was also a king and a mighty rockstar who sang kingly and mighty songs. And then he became a king.